I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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