Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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