Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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