oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
How many fucks given?
0.12846
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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