yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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