After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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