Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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