You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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