Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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