All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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