Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
