Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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