We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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