Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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