so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
