How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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