I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You left your phone here
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