I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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