I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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