I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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