her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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