Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize