Do vagina's smell?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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