he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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