awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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