i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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