I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Randomize
