I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
either way he was missing a nipple.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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