Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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