So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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