OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm at about main and main street
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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