Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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