I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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