Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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