I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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