oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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