At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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