There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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