is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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