Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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