You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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