u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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