I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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