Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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