Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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