i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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