theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
false alarm, still single
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