yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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