sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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