I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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