I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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