i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
