i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Randomize
