i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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