I wish I could teleport
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm too high and old for this...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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